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Hey blog buddies! It's Wednesday (figuratively), and we all know what that means!!! "Lyrics ripping!" Before I start, I just want y'all (yes, insert western accent) to know that this doesn't mean I don't like the song..
After much hard thought, this week's lucky winner is "Wannabe" by the Spicegirls...
First of all... if you have sooo much trouble writting a song that you have to repeat the same sentence 76 times in your song, you shouldn't have been allowed to exit the womb, just sayin!
Chorus: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,ok what? what did this opening stanza convey to us? Seriously, "I'll tell you what I want so you can tell me what you want"? What the hell does that even mean, if not telling young, virgin ears that if you want sex, you'll get sex (jut ask)! and "I wanna zigazig" wow... they are either refering to rolling papers, or most likely sex... as we read "ha" at the end, it seems innocent enough. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HOW THEY SAY IT???? it's like pornogasm on tape! Little boys listen to this and wonder why their "peepees" are acting all strange all of a sudden!
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
huh... they're purposely insinuating :"it doesn't matter what I've done, FUCK ME ANYWAY now, because you're competing with the other guy for my fine english ass." And as we read the third verse of that stanza, we realize that they ain't no cheap sluts either. They run the expensive corners! (off the record, that's the kind of hookers a pimp wants)
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
And then we repeat the chorus again. How fun! I just want to pay special attention to the second last verse of the chorus: "I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really.." When you listen to this, they do this weird gasp in between the "I wanna's" ... I'll let you comtemplate that...
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.
So... she's saying if you wanna screw me, let's have an orgy that lasts forever where you will be the one giving and not taking... Thank GOD! because if he rathered taking it, well, he really wouldn't wanna be with you in the first place now would he? Then she goes on to say "I really want it, but don't bug me or you're gone..." huh... pms I think...
At this point, the song hasn't been THAT bad... alot of indirect sexual links... But here's where it gets steamy!
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with meok..."Listen!" she says, "because this is important!" fine... OH! Em likes getting her vag licked... nice...kids now know what "Em likes"! oh... ok, G and M like it... oh! she got cut off! because Easy V doesn't come for free... Umm... yes it does....that's why they call it easy....
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
"slam your body down and wind it all around" and they say this a few times... I think what they're descrbing is also known as sex... you know, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out... (k, you get it) but she likes it rough so she wants him to slam her and wind around... Now that's artistic!
And the song ends with:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,ok.. if I want to be HER lover, I gotta slam her repeatedly... OOHH!!!! I get it! OH! and don't forget to keep on winding! Oh and when you finnish, slam your body down and make loud pornogasm sounds! (all just to be her lover)
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.
Ok....I love that song! Even more now that I've done a complete analysis on it... I hope you all learnt a little something from this... I learnt that to be with "her" you gotta slam your body into her repeatedly, all while "winding" and end with pornogasmic sounds! That's alot of work! OH! and apprently, Easy girls aren't free! huh, who knew? educational and entertaining at the same time!
Happy Groping!
P.S. For those who are watching the music video for this (which I suggest you do), as the black girl turns around and starts singing the song in that weird entrence (like 30 seconds into the vid), you see she is a professional glass cutter with those nipples!
P.S.: check out the lyrics to Rock Lobster by the B-52's. You have to be on something GOOD to understand wtf they're talkin about :P
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