So, Today's Monday and it's time for me to describe to you my day. Seeing as Monday is usualy the worst day of the work/school week, today was no exception.
6:40 - get up, late...as per usual...
6:50- Shower, yell at brotehr to knock before entering bathroom with closed door... to which he replies:" I didn't know anybody was in here!" to which I reply :" well shit! since when does the shower turn itself on and the ghost magicaly start singing to every song he knows playing on the radio??"
7:10- Finaly emerge from a steam-filled bathroom in which I purposely take my time knowing that my brother needs to piss like a race horse. Happy Monday Zack!
7:12- Breakfast consisting of Cheerios! YAY! nothing problematic concerning breakfast!
7:20- Getting dressed, can't find my tie... Start yelling at Zack because I have to vent somehow... appologize when I find it... then I realize why my brother calls me a bitch all the time.
7:30- Start car...run back inside because it's like WINTER FUCKING WONDERLAND outside!
7:35- Do an e-mail check... computer freezes... shut off computer, yell at it, stomp around the house and appologise to Zack for being a bitch all morning.
7:40- Grab tea and go to car with all my junk. Fuck life! windshield-wipers are broken... meh... let's go! who needs those anyway?
7:40:30 - Stop on side of road... wipe off windshield with squeegee... make it look like im cleaning off my car in order to not look weird....
7:41- We're on the highway! ANNNDD HEEEEERE we go!
8:05- arrive at school... on time.... huh! cool!
8:35- French class.... watched a movie... made fun of the characters with Liane... Laughed at our imaginating them fornicating on the cash register... not one of those new registers either... I'm talking HUGE BITCH. The one you need-to-oil-so-the-numbers-don't-stick-son-of-a-bitch cash register!!! Oh! and the french term for "neck kink" is torti-colli for those who were wondering!
9:20- Religion: YAY totem poles... Seriously though... what are totem poles if not a huge orgy of random animals eh? PREGGERS! Like imagine the outcome of a beaver-turtle-wolf-eagle? that'd be FUCKED!
10:16- Advanced functions: Sill not allowed to play a game... working on it... Mme Lacquerre's a hard-ass.... Realized that "creuser" (as in to dig) is a really fun word... especially when you add the phlegm to the "R".. so it becomes CRRRRRRRRRRR(insert phlegm)RRRRRRRRRRRReuser. huh! weird!
nothing eventful happens til Lunch
Lunch: DRAMAA!!! bitch fits, girl fights and PMS-galore~!~ Seriously.... it was like elementary school (aka puberty central). Get over yourselves and your differences bitches!
12:58 Physics (fuck life up the ass with something hard and sand-papery): Still don't know what I'm doing... M. Rochon's a dick because he laughs at my difficulties, it's all good though, because physics is for people who can't do anything better in life. Drew an explanatory graph of the whole lunch drama for Chantal and Brianne.... makes perfect sense... here it is... (maybe this is why I know not what we are doing in Physics)
So anyway...
that's about it for the school day.
So my mom calls me and asks me to pick up mushrooms for supper at the grocery store... GREAT! not like I wanted to get home or anything... NOO!!!! so I go into the grocery store and half the mushrooms are brown... as far as I know.. mushrooms ain't supposed to be shitty brown... Then the lady want to charge me like $5.00 for a little wee tray of shrooms... and I'm like: "Umm....what?" ( as any person would say) and she's like... oh ya! I thoguht that didn't sound right. Then I'm like: "well, why didn't you say something when you first scanned it dipshit?" (omit last word, as swearing gets you nowhere unless you're arguing with some toothless hick from down yonder.)... so whatever... got my mom's mushrooms... (hmm.. MUSH-rooms.... sounds appetizing eh?) and I go home... and I enjoy a nice supper.
After supper, Zack and I go outside to build a snowman... I'm busting my ass off trying to make the snow stick even though we both know that if the snow's not sticky, it ain't gonna stick.. but that's beyond the point. The little shit-head decides, "oh! let's hrow snow at his because I think he'll like it".. ya whatever! I tackled that kid to the ground and made him eat snow! He's still mad at me....
Well, that's all for tonight folks. I am now doing some last minute homework. Note that I will not be doing an entry tomorrow because it's my most academic day of the week, and its on Tuesday's that I do all my homework... See ya Wednesday for my first weekly lyric ripping! (song to be determined!)
Happy Groping!
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