Seventh Post

Hey Blog Buddies!

Sigh... it's been a whole week since I first started writting this blog... WHAT FUN! I can't belive how much fun this is! (no sarcasm there)

So...let's talk about the freak that the freaks consider a freak! Marilyn  Manson... **EEEKKKK**

Oh hey there sexy thang!!!

Ya... wow.... just wow.... this guy is sooo astronomicaly weird... Did you know that his real name is Brian Hugh Warner? Neither did I, but Wikipedia knows everything...

He named his first "big" album :"Smells Like Children"... hmmm... I'm trying like, really hard to figure out a way that these words are seemingly harmless, to no avail. Smells Like Children.... That's exacly what I said this morning when I woke up! oh no! wait! that was coffee... This guy is just fucked... so his name is Marilyn Manson.... Do you know where taht name is derived from? Marylin monroe and Charles Manson (a serial killer)... nice... so let us put the name of a celeb and a serial killer together and see what we get...

1. Beyonce Woodcock

2.Lady Gilbert

3. Madonna Bundy

So.... if ever you're looking to become some weird freakazoid famous celebrity, just remember this blog if you can't figure out a name!

Ok.....

Umm....where's your penis?

OH MY GOD!!!!! poor child! This is probably why he's so fucked in the head! He must have lost his junk in some fatal childhood accident! SHIT! I wonder how it happend though!!!

Here's my list of possibilities:

1. Attack by killer bees or snake... he probably got stung/bit on the dick and had to bite his own dick off so that the venom didn't spread... very plausible possibility!

2. Probably cut it off while he was splitting wood because his parents were poor and forced the poor kid to chop wood all the time because the father was an alcoholic and the mother had 20 kids to take care of with another on the way.... OH! this probably didn't happen.... he would've had to have had the balls of  an 80 year old (very saggy!)  in order to cut them off by accident.... You know... they should make a ball bra for old men... seriously! imagine stepping on your own balls!?!?!?! YEEEOUCH!

3. Possibly used a flavored condom and someone bit it off....

OH! no nipples! that's cool! mine are removable too Marilyn! HA! Betcha didn't know that! And your body is very...umm...smooth Marylin what's your secret??? oH! please don't say that really weird, awkward hair sandpaper stuff! That shit's scary!

Well...there's exactly 20 days til Christmas and it's not coming fast enough for me!

See you guys tomorrow!

Happy groping!