Hey blog buddies! We're getting close to Christmas!!!! 15 days exactly! I'm already super excited... If you can't tell....
So, seeing as today's Thursday, that means I'm going to write about a current event.
This isn't exactly CURRENT, but I figured I wanna talk about it anyway. John and Kate plus ten million snotty and smelly kids. Do you realize how screwed up these kids are gonna be when they grow up? Like, Michael Jackson's kids and these children are gonna be tight. Like Paris and Nicole; Lindsay Lohan and crack-pipe, Tiger and prostitutes. you know? Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, how's she doing anyway? Last I heard, she was best friends with the guy that lives under the Paris street bridge... just sayin...
So anyway, apparently John wasn't getting enough ass at home and decided to cheat on his wife; which I don't understand because they have like 10 million children, how much sex does one guy need? Which leads me to my next point: Did you know that like 60% of people in a commited relationship have cheated on their partner? (I'm not sure if these stats are right, but I think the numbers are close enough) Apparently it's the new fad. If you're not cheating, you're a pussy-whipped amish.
You know what's even more sad though? The fact that they're reaping HUGE benefits from displaying their children to the world. Isn't that, like, considered child porn? Just sayin, but I think the definition of porn is: "material which someone can get off to" Nowhere does it say that they have to be naked, although apparently it helps... So, that being said, we can all sue our parents for filming us as a child for potential mass distribution... (for those who take everything seriously, this is a joke... :p) But seriously, making money for displaying your children and their everyday lives, That's definetly comparable to earning money for wearing matching socks. Who wouldn't wanna have twenty thousdan kids and make $100 000 a week just for becoming pregnat a large amount of times? I'd consider a sex change for that deal.... (KIDDING! I like my penis just the way it is thank you very much)... And why are they even famous anyway? who cares how many kids they have? They should also make a series about women that have a bunch of cats because they can't get laid...
Well, that's it for aujourd'hui!
Happy Groping!
OMG me&KG will be battling for stardom of that series. :P
ReplyDeleteand reading about having a gazillion kids made me think of Mme LeChapel in french. 'Le chemin y'était déjà faite!'
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
she has the kids all at the same time...all 8 in one big prego..
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