Twenty second entry

Good evening ladies, gentlemen and everything in between.

Today being Wednesday, let us tear up a song. I chose to disect "physical" by Olivia Newton John. I'm not sure if you guys have heard it, but it's hysterical!

Anyway, here we go!

I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like

Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
Unless it's horizontally

So the songs starts off with Miss John (hahahaha) singing about her seducing some person. I specify person because she doesn;t specify whether it's a guy or a girl. She may be a lesbian...we'll find out later maybe.
OOOH! she wants to handle him... know what I mean? HANDLE HIM! like put her hand around his....ok, you get it.  What a slut! Might I add that she needs it so bad that she's the one making all the moves. This guys probably sitting there thinking "I'm gettin' some tonight, she wants this so bad it's scaring me"
And then she says that she's leaving all these hints like going to see porn and that she doesn't want to talk unless it's horizaontaly... Let me depict this for you...

Yes...those are my own original Paint skills...

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Wow...she's not shy. She just puts it right out there that she wants to get physical with you... And how the fuck are you supposed to get INTO physical? It's not like it's some kind of jumpsuit. You know, like for halloween. "What are you?" "Oh, I'm a physical"  And she wants to hear your body talk? Like what's that supposed to mean? (OMG! I JUST THOUGHT OF WHISPERING EYE! BAHAHA)

I've been patient, I've been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It's gettin' hard this holdin' back
If you know what I mean

Jesus! Olivia! There's a place for people like you...it's called Sex addicts annonymous... Maybe I should find their number for you. I mean, you can't even keep your hands above the table! And then she has to describe to us that it's getting hard...NO SHIT! you're playing ith it...that's what happens when you play with it, it gets hard! And yes Olivia...we know what you mean you horny horny bitch!

I'm sure you'll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you're bringin' out
The animal in me

Ohh...you know each other more than mentally...and you know it. You know him inside and out... (oh...gross gross gross ew ew ew, she's like 100 now...wrinkles!) I really love how in the video, it's depicting a workout, which is funny because it's not about a workout at all.. I don't know anyone who is so passionate about dumbells that they bring out a sexual animal from someone, just sayin'

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

What....a....slut... she just wants to get physical over and over again... and over and over again... by the way, can you overdose from sex? Like eventually do you just like, die? ew...no, lets not think of that...

But seriously, I guess she ran out of ideas becase she sings the chorus over and over and over again to fill in the extra 2 minutes of the song...

Let's get animal, animal
I wanna get animal
Let's get into animal
Let me hear your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

ooo! now she wants to get animal..wait! that's fucked up! that has got to be the weirdest shit I've ever heard. Pretending to be animals whilst performing sexual acts? No thanks...I prefer my zebras and monkeys at the zoo...no sex included...

And I really have to take the time to rip up the video a bit too... Because it's just sooo funny!

So we start off in a gym-type place, but I think it's one of those guys-only gyms because she's the only girl there... Anyway,  I swear, Olivia gets tea-bagged like 5 times during the video... It's like: "Lunge, balls on her face. Lunge! balls on her face!" She's gonna get black eyes if you keep on doing that! And it doesn't help that the  guys are wearing nothing... like, they have the equivalent of a loincloth on... OH!! TEA-BAG! again! and she picks the weirdest places to start singing too.. Like at one point, she's behind someone doing leg lifts and every time these guy's legs split, she's there! It's like "boom! Olivia!" Oh and might I add that she just starts randomly humping this fat guy on a treadmill... WHAT....THE....FUCK!?!?!  And at the end, all the guys turn out to be gay... huh! Fooled you eh Olivia!

Anyway...In case you're looking for it, here's the link... Don;t hurt your eyes!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ek4k_olivia-newton-john-physical_music

Happy groping!