I'm going to do two short blogs tonight....Just consider it an added bonus.
The first one is my take on something I saw before. I changed it up. It's REAAALLLYYY dry, so if you don't get it, don't worry.
Ten reasons people should be against gay marriage.
1) Being gay is not natural. Since when have natural things been accepted by society? Take polyester, or robotic arms or airplanes for example....
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around straight people will make you straight.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.That's why we have only one religion in Canada.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, and computers and such...
Second Blog:
Aloha! from the land of snow and sun. Like seriously what the fuck is up with this fucking weather? Snow one day and 20C the next... Attention: Mother Nature has gone bi-polar, please bring your umbrella, parka, short shorts and snow shovel to work with you today.
Anyway.. I'm going to talk about chatroulette....
For those of you who aren't familiar with what chat roulette is. Here's a link: www.chatroulette.com I suggest not actually participating... Anyway, it's a site (I guess) where you can go and talk. TO ANYONE in the world... and you'll NEVER know who this person is. There's no name, no age, sex or location. So while you think you may be talking to some poor kid in Taiwan (and really, if you're naive enough to think that a poor kid in Taiwan has access to a computer, you don't deserve oxygen), you're probably talking to your ugly, old, saggy neighbor who is coincidentally pulling his pork (if you know what I mean) with his pants down at the computer. Oh! and did I mention that you have absolutely no choice of who you're going to talk to? So you don't have a choice between the pedophile, the schitzo or the legit normal person. It's like Russian roulette, but with sexual predators! Woto woot! So I suggest perhaps making a menu for you to chose what category of people you would like to talk to. I know, my MS paint skills need to be perfected, but it's just a try.
So essentially, the white boxes are the choices you have. I know! it's sooooooo hard to pick one! They all seem sooooo appealing! While you're at it, you might as well have just give away your identification and credit card numbers too! Fucking morons...
Happy Groping!
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