The dreaded - "Friday"

Hey blog buddies! So you probably thought that I had forgotten about you again... That I had fallen off the bandwagon one more time... But I haven't! I plan on being a little more frequent these days now that school is over. So I got a lot of good feedback from the "Born This Way" piece I wrote last time... I figured I might as well pick another song to rip apart this time... You will also notice that the last post I did also brought along a few changes to my blog, including a new layout and some new music...


And what a better piece to do than "Friday" If you haven't seen it yet, it's rather horrible...but you can watch it  by clicking here

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends 

-I don't ever remember one morning, waking up and having my makeup on and my hair did... just gonna say that much right away.
- "Gotta be fresh"? really? you are so white you make Britney Spears look like Tupac. You can't say "Gotta be fresh"
-"Gotta have my bowl" yeeahh!!! that's what I'm talking about! Get out the weed and smoke a bowl you fucking stoner. And the cereal..gotta love the munchies! That rabbit on the cereal box must be trippy as fuck too while you're high.
-Yeah...that's what happens in the morning.. people rush... because people sleep in... and yeah.
-Why are you going to the bus stop to meet your friends? That's just bullshit... no reason for that. They can pick you up at home! Unless you're trying to not let your friends see the crackhouse you're currently living in... then going to the bus stop to meet your friends is totally acceptable.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Not sure if she's aware... but if there's someone kickin' in the front and someone sittin' in the back seat... and you STILL don't know which seat to take... There are 2 possible scenarios a)your friend is driving a van... in which case, he's pathetic. or b) you're a dumbass and your real seat is on the road, in front of the car. Lie down. It won't hurt for long.

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

OH MY GOD! Did you hear? It's Friday! Holy fuck! I might as well right a song about it!....so that's what she did.. and to make things better, she repeats herself like she has some sort of OCD where she has to say the last word of every verse twice just so she can continue on her weekend, weekend.

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

There are 2 things wrong with these lyrics.
1) they're not lyrics... they're 2 words and one sentence.
2)They suck.
First of all, you're 12. "Partyin'" for you means a sleepover with cartoons. Secondly, repeating the word "fun" 4 times in a row does not make a song... it makes a robot with a glitch.

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Are you even allowed to be on a highway? How old are your friends? Just a side note, by going faster, that does not, in turn, make time go faster... it just leads to increased risks of a collision... which I happens really soon in this song for the sake of my sanity. And there she goes adding the word "fun" all over the fucking place to make it seem like this is an actual song.
-"I got this, you got this" WHAT DO WE GOT? Please Rebecca Black. Tell me what we've got in common... because I still see nothing. You're as dumb as a stump.
-"The friend on her right" looks like a drunken accordion player in the music video..just an FYI

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

wait. hold up. If today is Friday, that means yesterday is Thursday? Who knew? holy shit Rebecca Black! You might be on to something here... or you're just putting shit lyrics in this "song" to make it a full 3 minutes (of hell, I might add). And remember... because it's Friday, that means it's sleepover night. Tonight, we're featuring Mickey Mouse!
-And she goes on a bit of a stutter again...trying to add syllables to the verse by saying "we" over and over again.
-"Having a ball" now this doesn't just apply to this song... but how does one have a ball? Instead of a child, are you supposed to squeeze a sphere out of your vadge? If so, how is that interpreted as fun? Or..."having a ball" as in... consuming a man's testicle? Also... not very fun... Where does this shit come from?

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

I don't know if she's just reassuring herself or she thinks the rest of the world doesn't know the sequence of the days of the week... or she's at a further loss for lyrics... but why the fuck is she telling us that the day after Friday is Saturday and that Sunday comes after...wards. And why is there a huge fucking gap between after and wards... IT'S NOT 2 WORDS! and of course you don't want the weekend to end...it took you a whole song to figure out how long it is and how much "fun" you're going to have... by the time you sing about it all, it's going to be over.

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

-Ew. do not refer to her as R-B, you large, black male perv.
-"chillin" here can be replaced with sexing... or screwing... or better yet, fucking. They be fucking ALL over the car.
-If you're going slow enough for a school bus to pass you, there is definitely some sort of problem... get yourself a real car asshole.
-"Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream" What? I don't even want to know... seriously.
-EWWW... you're like... 50...she's 12. You cannot talk about Rebecca Black, you, and "fun" at the same time. this is wrong.


And the rest of the song is "fun" repeated 100 times...


I know it took me a while to get to this song... but please. Bear with me.


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