A vlog?

Hey blog buddies!

Ok, so a week in between posts all while trying to juggle massive amounts of homework (aka  punishment for wanting a higher education and a better paying job. FML) I do have a couple stories to tell ya'll about though.

So Thursday I was walking around in between classes and I saw a new friend of mine walking in the opposite direction. So I decided to to catch up to her and say hi. So you all know that between friends, it's okay to give each other that little "hey" punch on the shoulder. Nothing serious...doesn't hurt, isn't very surprising. So I give my friend Sam a punch on the shoulder and she turns around and (as you probably already figured out)....it's not Sam. So the stranger I went up to and punched turns around and is like: "What the hell dude!" and by this point I'm like "OHHHH FUCK!" in my head... so all I say is: "ohmygod...I thought you were someone else" to which she says: "Well...I hope you so! don't just go around punching people asshole" and then she kinda laughed, and I kinda did that nervous laugh thing that EVERYONE does when they're nervous...that "he.....ha...he....ya"  turns out she was in my psych class later that night....oh joy.
Lesson of the story: Don't go around fucking punching complete strangers. Even if it is a pussy punch. People, for some reason...., get mad.

Ok. and now I'm going to go into slight boring mode for a sec...so bear with me
You know when you're just so tired that everything because either a total sap story and you bawl about everything? That, or the complete opposite and everything suddenly seems so much funnier? ok. weird thing happened to me last night. I finally made a vlog...I started it at 11PM, which is my own fault for being a fuck head and starting something that I knew would take me like 5 hours at 11 o'clock at night (on a Friday night no less...can you say "no life"? <---don't actually...i have feelings too you know). So I'm running around my house with my laptop in my hands and I get back inside and I had this really mad laughing fit. Seriously, I think some weird voodoo shit happened last night... all of a sudden, I was on the floor pissing myself laughing. and I still can't figure out why I even started. So that lasted about 5 minutes (good thing my roomate wasn't home...I probably wouldn't have a place to stay because she would think I'm a total crackwhore) and I continued my vlog. Then I finally finished it around midnight. "sure, an hour doesn't seem to bad to film a vlog?" well I'd say "Fuck you! ya. fuck you!" bcz filming is the easiest part...except talking to your computer aka self..that's kinda weird. Then I had to edit the things and cut out a few parts bcz I pretty much just rambled on and on for 13 minutes. Miraculously, I got it down to 9 min and 40 seconds (or something to that effect...who fucking cares) (I love my use of really non-informative and useless parentheses....they make me happy) (and I'm pretty sure swearing is not allowed in parenthetical phrases either) (fuck it) (see what I just did there? clever!) Then I was trying to cut out the really weird parts where I kinda just stared at the camera for long periods of time because i forgot what i was going to say, and that wasn't working and by this time it was 1AM and I had been up since 8:30AM the day before and had barely slept the night before...so I cried. hahaha I don't even know why I was crying... I was just crying hahaha. (menopause perhaps??? who knows)  Then I pulled myself together and didn't get finished until like 3AM when my computer told me it would take 3 hours to upload to Youtube. FUCK YOU YOUTUBE! 3 hours! do you know how fucking long that is???? GAH!

Anyway, it's uploading as we speak... and by the time I'm done writing this, it should be ready and therefore, i will post a link here to view it.

So anyway, I realize today's blog is kinda dull, but that's because you have a totally radical vlog to watch now. Enjoy :) p.s. shut off the music at the top of this page lol.








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