THAT BEING SAID... If that, or anything else you read on this blog offends you...FUCK OFF!
9/26/10
Just a little something to remember me by :)
ok so. Just a little heads up for anyone reading these...if they offend you...I couldn't care less. What I have to say has absolutely nothing to do with you. These blogs are written for pure enjoyment and entertainment purposes. Don't fucking talk behind my back and bitch about what I choose to write about. Because in all honesty and frankness, you're wasting your breath.
THAT BEING SAID... If that, or anything else you read on this blog offends you...FUCK OFF!
THAT BEING SAID... If that, or anything else you read on this blog offends you...FUCK OFF!
9/18/10
A vlog?
Hey blog buddies!
Ok, so a week in between posts all while trying to juggle massive amounts of homework (aka punishment for wanting a higher education and a better paying job. FML) I do have a couple stories to tell ya'll about though.
So Thursday I was walking around in between classes and I saw a new friend of mine walking in the opposite direction. So I decided to to catch up to her and say hi. So you all know that between friends, it's okay to give each other that little "hey" punch on the shoulder. Nothing serious...doesn't hurt, isn't very surprising. So I give my friend Sam a punch on the shoulder and she turns around and (as you probably already figured out)....it's not Sam. So the stranger I went up to and punched turns around and is like: "What the hell dude!" and by this point I'm like "OHHHH FUCK!" in my head... so all I say is: "ohmygod...I thought you were someone else" to which she says: "Well...I hope you so! don't just go around punching people asshole" and then she kinda laughed, and I kinda did that nervous laugh thing that EVERYONE does when they're nervous...that "he.....ha...he....ya" turns out she was in my psych class later that night....oh joy.
Lesson of the story: Don't go around fucking punching complete strangers. Even if it is a pussy punch. People, for some reason...., get mad.
Ok. and now I'm going to go into slight boring mode for a sec...so bear with me
You know when you're just so tired that everything because either a total sap story and you bawl about everything? That, or the complete opposite and everything suddenly seems so much funnier? ok. weird thing happened to me last night. I finally made a vlog...I started it at 11PM, which is my own fault for being a fuck head and starting something that I knew would take me like 5 hours at 11 o'clock at night (on a Friday night no less...can you say "no life"? <---don't actually...i have feelings too you know). So I'm running around my house with my laptop in my hands and I get back inside and I had this really mad laughing fit. Seriously, I think some weird voodoo shit happened last night... all of a sudden, I was on the floor pissing myself laughing. and I still can't figure out why I even started. So that lasted about 5 minutes (good thing my roomate wasn't home...I probably wouldn't have a place to stay because she would think I'm a total crackwhore) and I continued my vlog. Then I finally finished it around midnight. "sure, an hour doesn't seem to bad to film a vlog?" well I'd say "Fuck you! ya. fuck you!" bcz filming is the easiest part...except talking to your computer aka self..that's kinda weird. Then I had to edit the things and cut out a few parts bcz I pretty much just rambled on and on for 13 minutes. Miraculously, I got it down to 9 min and 40 seconds (or something to that effect...who fucking cares) (I love my use of really non-informative and useless parentheses....they make me happy) (and I'm pretty sure swearing is not allowed in parenthetical phrases either) (fuck it) (see what I just did there? clever!) Then I was trying to cut out the really weird parts where I kinda just stared at the camera for long periods of time because i forgot what i was going to say, and that wasn't working and by this time it was 1AM and I had been up since 8:30AM the day before and had barely slept the night before...so I cried. hahaha I don't even know why I was crying... I was just crying hahaha. (menopause perhaps??? who knows) Then I pulled myself together and didn't get finished until like 3AM when my computer told me it would take 3 hours to upload to Youtube. FUCK YOU YOUTUBE! 3 hours! do you know how fucking long that is???? GAH!
Anyway, it's uploading as we speak... and by the time I'm done writing this, it should be ready and therefore, i will post a link here to view it.
So anyway, I realize today's blog is kinda dull, but that's because you have a totally radical vlog to watch now. Enjoy :) p.s. shut off the music at the top of this page lol.
Happy Groping!
Ok, so a week in between posts all while trying to juggle massive amounts of homework (aka punishment for wanting a higher education and a better paying job. FML) I do have a couple stories to tell ya'll about though.
So Thursday I was walking around in between classes and I saw a new friend of mine walking in the opposite direction. So I decided to to catch up to her and say hi. So you all know that between friends, it's okay to give each other that little "hey" punch on the shoulder. Nothing serious...doesn't hurt, isn't very surprising. So I give my friend Sam a punch on the shoulder and she turns around and (as you probably already figured out)....it's not Sam. So the stranger I went up to and punched turns around and is like: "What the hell dude!" and by this point I'm like "OHHHH FUCK!" in my head... so all I say is: "ohmygod...I thought you were someone else" to which she says: "Well...I hope you so! don't just go around punching people asshole" and then she kinda laughed, and I kinda did that nervous laugh thing that EVERYONE does when they're nervous...that "he.....ha...he....ya" turns out she was in my psych class later that night....oh joy.
Lesson of the story: Don't go around fucking punching complete strangers. Even if it is a pussy punch. People, for some reason...., get mad.
Ok. and now I'm going to go into slight boring mode for a sec...so bear with me
You know when you're just so tired that everything because either a total sap story and you bawl about everything? That, or the complete opposite and everything suddenly seems so much funnier? ok. weird thing happened to me last night. I finally made a vlog...I started it at 11PM, which is my own fault for being a fuck head and starting something that I knew would take me like 5 hours at 11 o'clock at night (on a Friday night no less...can you say "no life"? <---don't actually...i have feelings too you know). So I'm running around my house with my laptop in my hands and I get back inside and I had this really mad laughing fit. Seriously, I think some weird voodoo shit happened last night... all of a sudden, I was on the floor pissing myself laughing. and I still can't figure out why I even started. So that lasted about 5 minutes (good thing my roomate wasn't home...I probably wouldn't have a place to stay because she would think I'm a total crackwhore) and I continued my vlog. Then I finally finished it around midnight. "sure, an hour doesn't seem to bad to film a vlog?" well I'd say "Fuck you! ya. fuck you!" bcz filming is the easiest part...except talking to your computer aka self..that's kinda weird. Then I had to edit the things and cut out a few parts bcz I pretty much just rambled on and on for 13 minutes. Miraculously, I got it down to 9 min and 40 seconds (or something to that effect...who fucking cares) (I love my use of really non-informative and useless parentheses....they make me happy) (and I'm pretty sure swearing is not allowed in parenthetical phrases either) (fuck it) (see what I just did there? clever!) Then I was trying to cut out the really weird parts where I kinda just stared at the camera for long periods of time because i forgot what i was going to say, and that wasn't working and by this time it was 1AM and I had been up since 8:30AM the day before and had barely slept the night before...so I cried. hahaha I don't even know why I was crying... I was just crying hahaha. (menopause perhaps??? who knows) Then I pulled myself together and didn't get finished until like 3AM when my computer told me it would take 3 hours to upload to Youtube. FUCK YOU YOUTUBE! 3 hours! do you know how fucking long that is???? GAH!
Anyway, it's uploading as we speak... and by the time I'm done writing this, it should be ready and therefore, i will post a link here to view it.
So anyway, I realize today's blog is kinda dull, but that's because you have a totally radical vlog to watch now. Enjoy :) p.s. shut off the music at the top of this page lol.
Happy Groping!
9/12/10
Fucking preteens.
Hey blog buddies! It's been a while, and I'm sorry. As you all know (or maybe don't know... I dunno..I'm not in your head) I've been extremely busy lately. I moved to Ottawa for school and I'm honestly loving it. At first it was weird...I mean, I pretty much played dead the first day here alone... Everything was so new and I couldn't get anywhere bcz I had to take the city bus and I've never taken a bus before in my life...Actually, that's a lie.. I just lied to you. I had taken a city bus before with a friend, but that one time I pulled the "ding string" about 8 stops too early.... so you can barely count that) Other than that, if you wanna see pictures, I'll put some up right here. They're the same ones as on Facebook.
Ok, so today's actual blog might be a little short, but I think it will be a good one based on the observations I made today...
So I was walking around the mall today getting a few things I needed and I saw a huge group of preteens taking pictures...over nothing. Apparently when they get together, it's absolutely necessary to take absurd and pointless pictures of themselves. I swear, Facebook is utterly polluted by a bunch of fucking 12 year old who have nothing better to do than to take 4562347562397846597824365 pictures of themselves and their friends at various public places! I mean, I can totally understand if it's a huge vacation to somewhere exotic but to the movie theatre? SERIOUSLY bitches?
And like, I fucking hate how they get all excited and be like: "OMG! lets take a picture here because it's only the hundredth time we've ever seen a movie together!" PUHLEASE! give me a break.
OH! and you know how, in every group of friends, there's that one person who everyone likes, but nobody really likes all that much? hahaha. well the funniest thing is when that person tries to get their picture taken with everyone else. SHe'd be all like: "OMG! take a picture with meeeee!" and the person just stand there while the outcast just wraps her whole body around her and gives a huge smile all while the poor friend has to sit there and give that really fucking painful smile because shamoo is wrapped around her like a fucking piece of duct tape. (wonderful stuff duct tape, but don't abuse it) And when you see the picture later, you know exactly who this outcast is because the smile on the "friend" is priceless. It simply reads "hurry-up-and-take-the-fucking-picture-slut-because-this-is-my-"I-don't-really-like-you-and-I-just-wanna-get-this-over-with-fast""
And they pick the stupidest reasons to take pictures such as:
Yep...it's good to be back blog buddies ;)
Happy Groping!
Ok, so today's actual blog might be a little short, but I think it will be a good one based on the observations I made today...
So I was walking around the mall today getting a few things I needed and I saw a huge group of preteens taking pictures...over nothing. Apparently when they get together, it's absolutely necessary to take absurd and pointless pictures of themselves. I swear, Facebook is utterly polluted by a bunch of fucking 12 year old who have nothing better to do than to take 4562347562397846597824365 pictures of themselves and their friends at various public places! I mean, I can totally understand if it's a huge vacation to somewhere exotic but to the movie theatre? SERIOUSLY bitches?
And like, I fucking hate how they get all excited and be like: "OMG! lets take a picture here because it's only the hundredth time we've ever seen a movie together!" PUHLEASE! give me a break.
OH! and you know how, in every group of friends, there's that one person who everyone likes, but nobody really likes all that much? hahaha. well the funniest thing is when that person tries to get their picture taken with everyone else. SHe'd be all like: "OMG! take a picture with meeeee!" and the person just stand there while the outcast just wraps her whole body around her and gives a huge smile all while the poor friend has to sit there and give that really fucking painful smile because shamoo is wrapped around her like a fucking piece of duct tape. (wonderful stuff duct tape, but don't abuse it) And when you see the picture later, you know exactly who this outcast is because the smile on the "friend" is priceless. It simply reads "hurry-up-and-take-the-fucking-picture-slut-because-this-is-my-"I-don't-really-like-you-and-I-just-wanna-get-this-over-with-fast""
And they pick the stupidest reasons to take pictures such as:
- "OMG! we're at the mall! hurry up and take a picture with me!"
- "OMG! we're at school, eating lunch! this is so radical we need to take a picture"
- "OMG! we're eating supper at a restaurant, so let's take picture so we can disturb everyone else while thy eat their nice suppers"
- "OMG! I have a nose! let's take a picture!"
- or my personal favourite: ""OMG I JUST GOT MY FIRST PERIOD, TAKE A PICTURE QUICK, CAUSE IT WONT LAST LONG, I'LL BE PREGGERS SOON"
Yep...it's good to be back blog buddies ;)
Happy Groping!
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