I know it's been like, forever since I've written anything in here. And I'm sorry. I've recently heard that I have more fans than I originally thought.
Therefore, I am hoping to write alot more. Well, a little more than once every 3 months that for sure. Ha. Yeah... we all know how well I stick to things when I say them haha.
Anyway. My blog today will be about fucking Christmas Carols. Like, Christmas is definitely my favourite holiday (with the exception of my birthday) but the stupid mother fucking songs people NEED to sing around this time of year. So, I'll go down the list of songs that just tick me off and make me smack the off button on my radio.
"Grandma got run over my a reindeer"
What kind of sick mother fucker sings about how his grandmother was killed by Santa's "trusty" steeds? Like, come on.
"Do They Know it's Christmas"
Another stupid song... Who the fuck doesn't know it's Christmas. The fucking Jews know it's Christmas... even if they don't celebrate it. Like, unless you don't own a tv, a radio, never go shopping or do anything but lay in bed and stare at your ceiling.
"Jingle Bells"
ahaha... so the song itself isn't all that bad... but what if, like, it wasn't "jingle" bells; but like, some-other-onomatopoeia-kind-of-bells
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Two words can efficiently describe how I feel about this song. SHUT UP. Hearing that your true love gave you 50 million fucking birds and song rings and a bunch of rando people does not make me very Christmassy.
Oh...and what is with all those sad Christmas songs... It's like, SHUT THE FUCK UP! it's Christmas. You can sing about all your other problems every other fucking day of the year.
Merry Christmas Everybody!
Happy Groping!
