So I'm gonna do something today that I haven't done in a while because someone asked me to do this song specifically. SONG RIPPING!
The song I'm doing today is none other than Britney's "Baby One More Time"
Oh baby, babyLet's first start off with the obvious... Can Britney's outfit get ANY sluttier? I mean...anything less, and she's dancing around her highschool topless...
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
ANYWAY, I'm thinking that the guy she's referring to when she says "Oh baby baby" is probably deaf... I mean, she has to say it 3 times before she actually starts singing... And then she's second guessing herself by asking how she didn't realize that something wasn't right in their relationship. Well, I mean, other than being deaf...we'll get to the reasons why it wasn't working out...
And the poor deaf guy probably has ADHD too, bcz Britney has to keep on reminding him that she's talking because she says "Oh baby baby" again...and again...and again... AND THEN she goes and says that she shouldn't have let him go. GET YOUR FUCKING STORY STRAIGHT! do you want him or not? OH! COOL! and the guy is invisible too because now he's "out of sight!" That's amazing! a deaf, ADHD invisible man! I want myself one of those! And now she wants him to "show her" what he's got... slut alert!
My loneliness is killing meHer loneliness is killing her? it's called masturbation... everyone does it...
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
And she loses her mind when he's not around? I have 10 words for the guy in this relationship : "get the fuck out of there! That chick is psycho!" Wow...Britney was psycho WAAAYYY before a coupe years ago... in this song she wants her man to beat the fuck out of her... and when the police ask, you say: "She begged for it, so I smacked her upside the head with a frying pan...she always liked it rough..."
Oh baby, babyActually...up to this point, maybe I'm interpreting this song wrong... Maybe SHE'S in an abusive relationship... But Britney; the reason you breathe is because he hasn't hit you hard enough yet. Give her a good one and she'll stop breathing. And she has to keep on calling him to make sure he's listening...
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got
There's nothing she wouldn't do.. hmm.. I'd take advantage of that if I were her boyfriend.... and then she asks you again to show her how you want it to be... Your girlfriend is a sex crazed nympho....you can have it any way you want! SCOOORE!
I must confess that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
You know Britney...with all this loneliness, if your fingers don't work...they make toys for umm.."lonely girls" you know the type... the fat, ugly bearded women who have a vast collection of cats both dead and alive.
And then she ends the song with one last plea to hit her... I don't know about you guys...but if she ever asked me to hit her, I'd jump in my car, drive far away, turn around, accelerate to my car's max speed and hit that bitch!
Well anyway... that's it for today.
I need more blog topics... so feel free to suggest anything!!!
Happy Groping!
